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Rocky Balboa

The Italian Stallion is back
It ain’t over ’til it’s over.

Rocky Balboa comes out of retirement to step into the ring for the last time and face the heavyweight champ Mason ‘The Line’ Dixon.
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Enkele quotes uit “Rocky”
Why do you wanna fight?
-Because I can’t sing or dance.

Your nose is broken.
– How does it look?
Ah, it’s an improvement.

I just want to say hi to my girlfriend, OK? Yo, Adrian! It’s me, Rocky.

Don’t you just love it? Wie zin heeft, nada k terug ben van t skieen gaan we hem zien, with alot of people, popcorn and drinks!

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My fine is $425,60

Smoked pot ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $10
Did acid ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $5
Ever had sex at church ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $25
Had sex for money ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $100
Vandalized something ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Had sex on your parents?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ bed ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $10
Beat up someone ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Been jumped ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $10
Crossed dressed ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $10
Given money to stripper ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $25
Been in love with a stripper ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Kissed some one who?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s name you didn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t know ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $15
Ever drive drunk ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $50
Used toys while having sex ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $30
Got drunk, passed out and don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t remember the night before ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Went skinny dipping ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $5
Had sex in a pool ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Kissed someone of the same sex ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Cheated on your significant other ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $10
Masturbated ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Done oral ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $5
Got oral ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $25
Stole something ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $10
Had sex with someone in jail ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $25
Made a nasty home video ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $15
Had a threesome ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $50
Had sex in the wild ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $50
Said you love someone but didn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t mean it ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $25
Went streaking ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $5
Went streaking in broad daylight ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $15
Been arrested ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $5
Spent time in jail ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $15
Peed in the pool ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $0.50
Played spin the bottle ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $5
Done something you regret ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Had sex with your best friend ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $25
Had anal sex ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $80
Lied to your mate ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good ?¢‚Ǩ‚Äù $25

Vwala, via Marnik die het van een linkhoer had…
Zo, die hebben ook weer hun linkske gehad!

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Ff offline geweest

Mijn voeding was kapot, that sucked!!
Nu heb k wel gemerkt dat k in de tijd da’k anders op t net spendeer, nuttigere dingen kan doen 🙂
Dus, een van dees is naar Scarlet bellen en mijn internet opzeggen. K ga t missen zenne, maar met beetje geluk kan k opt wireless van de buren, wich is nice… En anders, opt werk he 🙂

Dus, binnekort meer tijd voor de Polo, de school (nog paar projectjes die afmoeten), mijnen hof, mijne JD 21SP die afmoet etc 🙂

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Airtechnics – (mopken)

After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a “gripe sheet,” which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe sheets right before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.

Here are some of the actual maintenance complaints submitted by the Qantas’ pilots (as marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (as marked with an S) by the maintenance engineers.

By the way, it is relevant to note that Qantas is the only major airline in the world that has never, ever, had an accident!

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in the cockpit.
S: Something tightened in the cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of a leak on the right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume reset to a more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.

P: The number 3 engine is missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after a brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one saved for last……

P: Noise coming from under the instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.

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Besparingen in 2007

Omda zowel mijn spaargeld als mijn buikske leed onder mijn eetgedrag in 2006 heb k een paar “goeie” voornemens voor 2007. T komt er enigzins op neer van minder opties te nemen.

Dus, al is meer een broodje tonijn ZONDER sla/ei/mayo etc, of een smoske ipv een 30cm met italiaanse ham, parmezaansnippers, cresson ofte waterkers en vinaigrette.
Ook het frietverbruik moet drastisch naar beneden nudat die van t fritkot hier hun prijzen drastisch omhoog hebben gebracht (+1 euro voor een kleintje met mayo en stoofvlees). Voortaan enkel nog op woensdag, als Hilde open is!

Nu nekeer zien hoe lang we da volhouden!